On August First through Third, 1997 a group of 18 Republic of Pemberley friends met in Las Vegas. One of the things we did to break the ice at our first meeting was to have each person write a Guild-style synopsis of a nonexistent story.

The rules of the game were that each person had to devise a title for a story in the form: "------- At Pemberley". For example: "Chicken Soup At Pemberley" or "War At Pemberley". Then each person had to write a one or two sentence summary of the story, like the summaries on the DWGuild page. The stories themselves were never written.

 
  "Daggy Times at Pemberley." A tale of Darcy's valet's continuing battle to keep up his standards in the face of a master addicted to diving into algae-covered ponds. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Roswell at Pemberley." Aliens arrive and abduct Lizzy and Darcy. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Fun With Dick and Jane at Pemberley." Two children toilet paper Darcy's house. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Vegas at Pemberley." Aye, odds are one will meet with tears or joy on these grounds or in the music room. Cash it in. Cash in on it. Cry. Love. Smile. Sing. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Trout Fishing at Pemberley." Darcy breaks down social barriers as he and Mr. Gardiner brave the wilds of the Pemberley pond in this action-filled and WET saga, which is not for the timid. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Music Lessons at Pemberley." Though piano proficiency was generally considered to be a young lady's pursuit, Fitzwilliam Darcy's intense interest did finally convince Lady Anne to find him a private tutor. Little did she know that musical excellence would not be the only pursuit of these music lessons. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Falling Water at Pemberley." The Darcys' deal with a leak in the WC above the music room. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Incest at Pemberley." Colonel Fitzwilliam succumbs to his great lust of Georgiana's 30,000 pounds and encouraged by Lady Catherine marries Georgiana in a gripping 24 part saga. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Dutch Elm Disease at Pemberley." The grounds of the estate are threatened with decay and Mr. Bennet calls upon his knowledge of agriculture to save the day. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Duel at Pemberley." Lady Catherine descends on Pemberley and finds Mrs. Darcy insufferable and the shades polluted, and so challenges Elizabeth to a duel, and is killed in the process!

 
  "Plumbing at Pemberley." As Pemberley is fitted with indoor plumbing, Lady Catherine advises in the proper placement of the water closets in a manner befitting a nearest relation of a de Bourgh. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Swimming at Pemberley." Darcy leaps into the future; he now wears Speedos rather than a wet shirt. (Last update 8/1/97)

 
  "Hoedown at Pemberley." The Darcys' first cookout turns ugly when Colonel Fitzwilliam pushes Mr. Hurst into the barbecue pit. (Last update 8/1/97)