The Fanny Dispathing Essay


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Posted by Cassia on November 06, 1997 at 14:12:00:

What are we to do with Miss Frances (Fanny) Price? She evokes such strong emotions in both her sympathyzers (that must be misspelled) and her detractors that no room is capable of maintaining any semblence of peace once her name has been introduced. the thing Fanny-haters loathe most about the girl is her conformity to the feminine ideal of nearly two centuries ago. She is frail(poe would have really gone for her), dependant, passive, gentle, conformist, humble, deferential and most likely kind to children and small animals; too much the paragon by far. It is difficult for many of us to like Fanny on her merits for we don't see her combination of charactistics as being meritorius, her lack of aggression or even mere assertion is cloying. She seems another of species altogether from today's woman.


In order to build a more perfect Fanny, I suggest we put together a subscription and send Miss Fanny Price to summer camp: hockey, tennis,equestrian, computer or tiddly-winks, I care not which; to learn the lesson a modern woman needs to insure her daily bread, competition. She will learn to put herself forward in the most charming way, she will learn to make her opinions know when the still have a chance of carrying some weight, she will grow less frail-there's nothing like a twenty mile hike uphill to make a walk in the garden seem like, well a walk in the park. She will learn to turn mean ole Aunt Norris ire back to the sender with the judicious application of nasty tricks (short sheeting, custard in the shoes and the like).


Oh how happy we will be when she decides to face the threat of Mary Crawford head-on! We will rejoyce in the return of the new, improved Fanny.


I hereby open the sucription with my contribution of $5, will anyone match me?

Cassia




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