Fellow Crawfordites-I see a strange bird overhead!

Posted by Julia on October 08, 1997 at 15:53:27:

"PAI !!!!"

Faithful Crawfordite Sisters:

Thought I'd move over here with the discussion; it didn't really fit fanfic.

Our Henry has been called a (brace yourself) a "fat fink"! How dreadful! How wrong! The equivilent of Mr. Collins? No, no!! Oh, dear me, no! Was Mr. Collins handsome, suave, and charming? (don't even bring up the idea of his being a "middling" man, &c.) Was Mr. Collins clever, good-natured, and kind?

Fanny is jealous of Mary because she thinks she loves Edmund, but she really doesn't.

Who forwards William's career?

Who gives her a beautiful necklace (too overcome to give it to her himself)?

Who loves her wholly, unconditionally, and did NOT have an affair?

HENRY IS INNOCENT!

EDMUND IS SPINELESS AND BORING AND WEAK!

PAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPLIES:

• Only for Crawfordites (A Battle Cry!) Rachel 17:45:55 10/08/97 (5)
  • Hooray for Henry!!! Luisa 12:15:12 10/09/97 (1)
    • Welcome Aboard, Indeed!!! Nora 17:06:23 10/09/97 (0)
  • We Shall Overcome These Allegations!! Nora 18:30:22 10/08/97 (2)
    • PAI (and inbreeding) Marsha 23:11:35 10/08/97 (1)
      • Crawfordism Forever! Julia 06:50:25 10/09/97 (0)

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