I am Lady Catherine
You must do as I say
I am Lady Catherine
You'll always play my way

I am Lady Catherine
I must have my share
And yours and yours and yours
As it is only fair

I would be a true pro-
ficient, this I do know
If I had only learned

I am Lady Catherine.
Your life can't run itself
I am Lady Catherine.
Every closet needs a shelf

I am Lady Catherine
If your joint's too big
Or your garden filled with pig
I am up to every rig

For I am Lady Catherine!

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