Far to the north, in Gotham town,
There is a fair maid dwellin',
Who carries all the fashion news.
Her name is Golda Allen.She knows from silks and cottons too
Tho' muslin is her passion
And tho' she has 200 hats,
She is no slave to fashion.She gives advice, clear and concise
On bonnet, cap and patten.
While sipping tea and munching cakes
Upon the Isle of Staten.So if you find yourself a bit
Sartorially challenged,
Just pop a post to Pemberley
Addressed to Golda Allen.
