When you've been travlin'
And your nerves are unravlin'
You can cool off in a
Wet Shirt!
Walk through the weeds and
Take a dive through the reeds
To get your very own
Wet Shirt!
A cooler mind and body can
Resist Miss Lizzy's power.
It's the nearist cousin to a
Regency cold shower.
(Don't mind the scum)
The ladies will faint and blush
'Cause when we see you all soggy
Our brains turn to mush!
We love
Wet Shirt! Clinging to manly pecs!
Wet Shirt! Making us think of sex!
Wet Shirt! Cools you off while you look hot!
A cooler mind and body can
Resist Miss Lizzy's power.
It's the nearist cousin to a
Regency cold shower.
(Don't mind the scum)
But as the Woodhouses know,
When a garment is dampish,
it just has to go, so no
Wet Shirt! You'll have a sneezing fit.
Wet Shirt! I'll help you off with it!
Wet Shirt! Please won't you take it off NOW?!?!
