Here are the Gardiners.
They are such nice people.
Though they live in Cheapside,
their quality shines through.
They're just the sort of people
you want behind you.

She is from Lampton,
very near to Pemberley.
(spoken ad lib: She and Darcy reminisce about the horse chestnut tree.
He and Darcy bond over trout fishing.)

Here are the Gardiners.
They love Jane and Lzzy.
They will do anything
to help their lovely nieces:
Even when it comes to helping silly Lydia
snare that two-faced Mr. Wickham - they both got
what they desreved!

Here are the Gardiners.
They are such nice people!