Homegirl Charlotte
(To the tune "Home on the Range")
Written by Myretta

Oh give me a home where a stupid man roams,
Where the bees are abuzzin' all day.
Where seldom is heard a rational word,
And we toad eat rather than pray.

Refrain:
Home, home with the pain.
But think of all I have gained.
A home of my own, it is no small bone,
And from griping I'll try to refrain.

Oh give me a home where each day makes me groan,
Where the closets are tidy and clean.
Where daily advice on how to be nice,
Comes from Rosings, the home of the queen.

Refrain

- Republic of Pemberley -

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