Thank you so much! (For once I'm not eating when I read, so I was in no danger of choking.) Some I thought of...

Never knock down the walnut grove, you will loose valuable books mysteriously.

If you let your fiancee out, he/she will either marry your brother or a purse on legs.

If you spend more than you have, you will get whatever you want.

If you fall down and break an ankle, quick as you can, get up and RUN home. (Just trust me, you'll be glad you did.)