Mrs. M does not let us down but I do not know which of these my favorite is because (Oh Dear!) I do not get a couple of them. I understand Cerberus is a three headed guard dog but I am not sure what it should be or what grammatical should be. LoL ;D

"No caparisons miss, if you please." (Caparisons to comparisons)

"His physiognomy so grammatical!"

"my affluence over my niece is very small." (Affluence to influence)

"What - am I to thank you for the elegant compilation of an old weather-beaten she-dragon - hey?" (Compilation to composition)

"we will not anticipate the past! … our retrospection will be all to the future." (Anticipate to analyze and retrospection to introspection)

"I'm quite analyzed for my part!" (Analyzed to amazed)

"you are not like Cerberus, three gentlemen at once, are you?"