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|Mad-lib results: Week 3
Written by Cheryl
(10/25/2008 12:24 p.m.)
"Westgate Buildings!" said he; "and who is Miss Anne Elliot to be visiting in Westgate Buildings? A Mrs. Smith. A widow Mrs. Smith; and who was her husband? One of the five thousand Mr. Smiths whose names are to be met with everywhere. And what is her attraction? That she is old and sickly. Upon my word, Miss Anne Elliot, you have the most extraordinary taste! Everything that revolts other people -- low company, paltry rooms, foul air, disgusting associations -- are inviting to you. But surely you may put off this old lady till to-morrow: she is not so near her end, I presume, but that she may hope to see another day. What is her age? Forty?"
And our version:
"The Leaning Tower of Pisa!" said he; "and who is Miss Anne Elliot to be stir fried in the Leaning Tower of Pisa? A Mrs. Kakebenia. A piglet Mrs. Kakebenia; and who was her sister-in-law? One of the 22 Mr. Kakebenias whose locomotives are to be met with up a bell tower. And what is her chronology? That she is chartreuse and voracious. Eureka!, Miss Anne Elliot, you have the most grumpy chocolate! Everything that frets other people -- oily watering cans, Finnish earthquakes, spotty tea, green shoes -- are funky to you. But surely you may bounce this old lioness till 1066: she is not so near her schoolmaster, I presume, but that she may lollygag to see another pitchfork. What is her age? 1001?
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