For those who are not aware, I should have written when I won earlier, that I have to thank the person who composed some of these words initially part of a lovely P&P musical done a few years ago now (for a song to the tune of the Mr. Collins theme in P&P2.) (Unfortunately I do know who composed them! Cheryl, Carol?)

[Sing along!]
"O-oh Mr. Col-lins is such a pompous a-ass,
O-oh Mr. Col-lins is such a pompous a-ass,
First he looked at Ja-ane,
Then he looked at Liz-zy
Ew-w, ew-w, Ewww!
He will pro-pose to you!"

How exciting! I look forward to receiving the tote... (hmm... I can only guess at what the surprise will be!)