(mega drum roll)

KarenG, with

Oh Mr. Collins
You are such a pompous ass
Charlotte is insane!

All of your entries had spark, fun, and I hope were fun to write!

Karen will be receiving a lovely Shoppe tote, with her haiku immortalized and a Brock painting on the other side. I won't say more because I want it to be at least a little bit of a surprise!

Thanks so much to everyone who participated in the contest and in the the GR itself.