1
Wickham certainly
could pick 'em. Lydia was
his for the asking.

2
Wooooo! Carpe diem!
What do you mean, "consequence"?
Now I'm all aggrieved.

3
I know I'm a cad,
But it doesn't bother me.
Ha, ha, Fitzwilliam!

4
Predator Wickham
Patrolling for a victim.
Hello Lydia.

5
Wickham is a jerk
we wish he had just one perk
cant think of just one

6
Wickham, the scoundrel,
The Scourge of Meryton Village,
Happy Lydia

7
Angel of light dimmed
The place to get husbands is
Where Wickham is not

8
Simpering, smirking,
Hunting for a fortune, but
He got Lydia

9
Wickham’s a dirt bag,
But he hides it very well;
Elizabeth sees!

10
Prince Charming in red
But in appearance only
Wickham - bad instead

11
I shan’t expose his
pride! injustice! envy! hate!
nor his wedding gift

12
Wicked Wickham struts
his stuff. Charms all Meryton
with smiles and a bluff