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Enjoy the poetic proficiency :)
1
Lady Catherine:
She is a true proficient
(she tells one and all)
2
Patroness of fools,
She would have been proficient,
Had she learned manners.
3
Oh, Lady Catherine,
Your condescension pleases.
Mr. Collins sighs.
4
Lady Catherine got
A new puppy for Easter:
William Collins.
5
Truly proficient
At exemplifying what
Ill bred really means
6
"Share and share alike"
Means that all conversations
Must be shared with me
7
Her nose in the air;
Overbearing and pompous:
Lady Catherine
8
Noble patroness
Impertinent questioner
Condescending snob
9
Relishes flattery
From herself and others like
A Great Proficient
10
Lady Catherine:
She knows everything there is.
What a proficient!
11
Such mother figures!
Darcy and Elizabeth
Both can be ashamed.