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Enjoy!
1
Spurned by my cousin,
I'll marry the girl next door,
My charming Charlotte.
2
Oh Mr. Collins
You are such a pompous ass
Charlotte is insane!
3
Good Mr. Collins
Serves his parish very well
for his patroness.
4
Finally we meet
Caroline's 'The Nothingness,
yet Self-Importance"
5
Asked for Lizzy's heart,
Then moved on to second best.
Bumbling buffoon.
6
Lizzy will not have
Mister Collins. He says he
will not have Lizzy.
7
Jane, he's ogling you!
Wait, Lizzy, he's ogling you!
Wait, Charlotte, he's--NO!
8
To laud and to thank
In bumptiousness and in pomp
Till death makes him rich
9
Violent affections.
“Other way, Mr. Collins!”
“My dearest Charlotte.”
10
Will you marry me?
Miss Jane? Miss Elizabeth?
Sneak, sneak… Dear Charlotte!
11
Obsequious toad
Proposing to our Lizzy?
Eew! Eew! Eew! Eew! Eew!