No Song, No Supper Humor of bygone years, LOL, this is a silly but funny scenario and very improbable I agree, but I can see how it could be funny played out. I have a few questions which I realize no one might know the answers to but I thought I would toss them out anyway. :D
Crop farmer
Endless lawyer
Robin sweetheart bird (I personally like this choice)
Dorothy
Margaretta
What does amiable weakness mean exactly?! Is this a proper friendship?
Why does Crop knock on his own door?
Two men have job descriptive names; does Robin mean something I dont know about?!
Why does Dorothy feed her amiable friend better than her husband?
How does Margaretta know where things are? Is she a gypsy fortuneteller?