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#1:Mrs. Norris goes to Sotherton
A party from Mansfield Park
To Sotherton went on a lark.
We had such a grand day,
And such gifts brought away!
And it all came from my chance remark.
Aunt, you've been spunging, I see"
"Niece, I've done well, I agree
I tried to say no
But they wouldn't let me go
'Til they'd forced these goodies upon me."
Miss Crawford remarked in the chapel
That each generation mayhap'll
Drift away more and more
From old customs that bore,
Yet STILL she was Edmund's eye's apple.
Mr. Rushworth’s dullness abounds
Although he has 12,000 pounds
He is such a big dolt
In his taffeta coat
He’ll look just as dumb as he sounds.
Maria is playing with fire
And getting herself in the mire
By flirting too much
With that ‘such and such’!
That Henry is such a big liar.
Hey Ho they go to Sotherton
Yon is the locked gate of iron
so Rushworth goes back
for keys without slack
not knowing his going, a pun
#8 This one has two verses:
Prayers and parsons Miss Crawford did mock
So it came as a terrible shock
When Edmund explained
That he'll soon be ordained.
Thinks Mary -This plan I must block!
Young Fanny's too angry to speak.
Ed's reaction is really quite weak,
Which isn't so strange
For his wits are deranged
By the blush upon Mary's fair cheek.
While Sir Thomas was gone far away
All at Mansfield were planning a play.
This suited Maria,
But there's reason to fear
Henry Crawford will lead her astray.
Mrs N. thought it quite a good wheeze
Spunging eggs and a heath and a cheese.
She's mean and she's greedy
And claims that she's needy,
So free goodies are certain to please.
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