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#1:Mrs. Norris goes to Sotherton
A party from Mansfield Park
To Sotherton went on a lark.
We had such a grand day,
And such gifts brought away!
And it all came from my chance remark.
#2
Aunt, you've been spunging, I see"
"Niece, I've done well, I agree
I tried to say no
But they wouldn't let me go
'Til they'd forced these goodies upon me."
#3
Miss Crawford remarked in the chapel
That each generation mayhap'll
Drift away more and more
From old customs that bore,
Yet STILL she was Edmund's eye's apple.
#4
Mr. Rushworth’s dullness abounds
Although he has 12,000 pounds
He is such a big dolt
In his taffeta coat
He’ll look just as dumb as he sounds.
#5
Maria is playing with fire
And getting herself in the mire
By flirting too much
With that ‘such and such’!
That Henry is such a big liar.
#6
Hey Ho they go to Sotherton
Yon is the locked gate of iron
so Rushworth goes back
for keys without slack
not knowing his going, a pun
#8 This one has two verses:
Prayers and parsons Miss Crawford did mock
So it came as a terrible shock
When Edmund explained
That he'll soon be ordained.
Thinks Mary -This plan I must block!
Young Fanny's too angry to speak.
Ed's reaction is really quite weak,
Which isn't so strange
For his wits are deranged
By the blush upon Mary's fair cheek.
#9
While Sir Thomas was gone far away
All at Mansfield were planning a play.
This suited Maria,
But there's reason to fear
Henry Crawford will lead her astray.
#10
Mrs N. thought it quite a good wheeze
Spunging eggs and a heath and a cheese.
She's mean and she's greedy
And claims that she's needy,
So free goodies are certain to please.
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