I have just thought of something about Hamlet (I'm speaking of the book) my sister read that was VERY funny. I forget most of it, but it was a 'Dick and Jane' Hamlet, you know, of 'see Jane run' fame? The only thing I remember is wher Ophelia is drowning, IT goes something like this:

"Look at my shiny sword!" said Hamlet.
"Glub, glub." said Ophelia.