] Or.... (cue dream music) ...he goes back to school a changed man and becomes a professor at Wittenberg (if that was possible). He lives to a ripe old age and tells the story to many generations so that, many, many years later, a young playwrite by the name of Shakespeare hears it and makes it into a play. That way Shakespeare could say, "No, really, it is a true story! I heard it from this guy who heard it from jis grandfather who heard it from some professor he had."