What does he have against jam tarts?

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What does he have against jam tarts? Written by Tarn (4/1/2008 1:29 a.m.) in consequence of the missive, Mr Woodhouse- eggs or tart ?, penned by Mandy N

When Mr Woodhouse assures Miss Bates that Hartfield tarts harbour no unwholesome preserves, he seems to be against all preserves, on principle.

But surely, if Serle were to supervise the boiling of the fruits, there might be some wholesome Hartfield marmalade to go with the eggs and toast? How could he keep a gentleman's table if there were no preserves?
I suspect he might have poor teeth, leading to difficulty chewing hard boiled eggs, and pain (from dental caries) when eating very sweet things, like jam or sweet white wine.

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Emma and her father Laraine (3/29/2008 11:31 p.m.)

On their own terms Barbara (3/30/2008 10:18 a.m.)
- Well one of the pleasures of hosting Tracy W (3/31/2008 5:35 p.m.)
  - IMO Emma can do what she likes... Line (3/31/2008 6:11 p.m.)
- Mr Woodhouse's motive Nicki (3/30/2008 3:53 p.m.)
  - A bit too harsh on Emma, perhaps Ramya (3/30/2008 6:09 p.m.)
    - Hi Ramya! Line (3/30/2008 8:48 p.m.)
      - Hi Line! :) Ramya (4/1/2008 1:07 a.m.)
      - Mr Woodhouse- eggs or tart ?   Mandy N (3/31/2008 9:17 a.m.)
        
        What does he have against jam tarts?   Tarn (4/1/2008 1:29 a.m.)
        
        He is lonely, perhaps...   Martine (3/31/2008 3:25 p.m.)
- I think it might be a little harsh Russell (3/30/2008 3:28 p.m.)
  - Why not? Barbara (3/30/2008 3:58 p.m.)
    - Valetudinarian Russell (3/31/2008 10:47 a.m.)
      - Yes   Barbara (3/31/2008 11:10 a.m.)
        
        And here's from Johnson's dictionary (1828)   Graciela (3/31/2008 12:28 p.m.)
        
        It doesn't say there were real illnesses either   Barbara (3/31/2008 1:41 p.m.)
        
        Depression could be the real disease...   Martine (3/31/2008 3:33 p.m.)
        
        I dunno. He seems awfully social for a depressed person   Delories (3/31/2008 4:18 p.m.)
        
        Here's what teh OED has to say   JulieW (3/31/2008 11:30 a.m.)
        
        Even if the O.N. used "valetudinarian" to mean "in   Russell (3/31/2008 2:31 p.m.)
        
        I'll give Mr. Woodhouse the benefit of the doubt   Joan Ellen (3/31/2008 3:01 p.m.)
        
        Imaginary Invalid?   Barbara (3/31/2008 3:47 p.m.)
        
        Interesting   Ramya (4/1/2008 9:58 p.m.)
        
        I meant to say "invalid"   Russell (3/31/2008 2:40 p.m.)
        
        Thats OK   JulieW (3/31/2008 2:43 p.m.)
        
        No, you didn't (Yes you didn't?)   Russell (3/31/2008 2:48 p.m.)
- That's a terrific point Laraine (3/30/2008 10:48 a.m.)
  - Agree, worth keeping in mind... Moni (3/31/2008 12:41 a.m.)
  - A very good point, indeed! Delories (3/30/2008 1:12 p.m.)
Mr Woodhouse Hanné B (3/30/2008 7:54 a.m.)
- They didn't Laraine (3/30/2008 10:54 a.m.)
Like Father, like daughter… Robbin (3/30/2008 4:39 a.m.)
Father and Daughter BarbaraB (3/30/2008 1:04 a.m.)
- I've always wondered how ill Mr. Woodhouse is... Anne-Marie (3/30/2008 4:05 p.m.)
  - Thyroid problems? Tarn (3/31/2008 4:58 a.m.)
  - Probably not really ill Laraine (3/30/2008 6:32 p.m.)
    - "Valetudinarian" Delories (3/31/2008 2:31 a.m.)
      - Is this the same as hypochondria? (nfm) Moni (3/31/2008 5:39 a.m.)

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