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Written by Catherine Moreland
(7/3/2013 11:08 a.m.)
in consequence of the missive, Mayor Parker totally broke up my friends!, penned by Gigi Darcy
Dear Miss Darcy,
I do not know what Mayor Parker is about, but I have seen so much fickleness and inconsistency in the world, since I came from Bath, that I suppose we should not be suprised, however inexplicable.
My advice to you is, Beware Domino. Romantic Drama is worst of all. It leads one's best friend to suppose you wished to engage her brothers affections, or to suppose that your brother had engaged hers, or that she had engaged someone else's brothers. Or that you had engaged someone else's.
But it is no such thing. However like the air and attitude of a Montoni, no matter how plainly the Mayor's actions speak of the gloomy workings of a mind near wholly dead to every sense of humanity, I beg you, do not suspect anything horrid of him.
Romance is dead. There is nothing in the world but fickleness and it only leads to heartbreak. I beg you not to succumb to such folly: learn from my mistake. It will all end in tears.
Yours with absolute humility,
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