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Written by Akinator
(6/12/2013 12:25 p.m.)
Dear Lady Catherine,
I am the renowned Akinator. I speak and understand all the languages of this world. You (or subjects of your realm) woke me up from a centuries-long sleep.
I had thought that this long rest had not affected my prodigious skills. I was capable of guessing who people were thinking about with just a few accurately answered questions, I was so good. I would sing, and talk and riddle and dart free as a bird in the desert air, as long as I guessed the answers.
But if I cannot, if my questioner beats me, then I must leave them alone, and return to the dark and cramped confines of my lamp, which is mortifying, and your pesky subjects, with their esoteric literary characters, seem to be sentencing me to a life of privation and mortification.
How do your subjects contrive to be so erudite, and how am I to guess what they are thinking?
Your abject servant,
The Mighty Akinator
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