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|Think of your parents.....
Written by Mrs. Bennett
(6/11/2013 3:39 p.m.)
in consequence of the missive, When a monster is born ..., penned by The Kitchen Girl
A daughter such as you, still unmarried? Oh, you ungrateful girl. You take no pity upon your mother’s poor nerves, do you? Such is the way of youth today. Had you spent time more time haunting expensive hotels, you might already have landed a fine man and be a mother yourself by now.
Well, you must just make do with the monster you’ve managed to attract. He’s obviously a monster of fine and gentlemanly feeling. And but consider, he proffers roses to young girls who merely manage to trip over his hiding…er….resting place. Obviously an eligible catch if his lair is behind the best sort of hotel. He is clearly in want of a wife. You must secure his affections immediately! Visit him in his lair as often as possible….most especially if it should look like rain. If the weather should turn you may find yourself spending the night in his lair. And such of your sisters who may be dispatched to rescue you would then find themselves in the perfect position to meet other rich, eligible monsters.
You owe this duty to your mother, to assist her in procuring a good future for all her daughters!
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