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|Oh dear, oh dear!
Written by Mr Woodhouse
(5/19/2013 11:03 p.m.)
in consequence of the missive, The sword of Godric Gryffindor!, penned by Griphook
Dear Mr Griphook,
Please reconsider your plans - vault robbing is housebreaking in my understanding, and I am sure you will all catch dreadful colds, worse than anything. The draft from a vault is what no constitution can bear, and the damp of caverns are worse than anything.
My daughter reminds me, that we also have a Henry. He is the eldest, he was named after me, not after his father. John, the second, is named after his father. Some people are surprized, I believe, that the eldest was not, but Isabella would have him called Henry, which I thought very pretty of her. And he is a very clever boy, indeed. They are all remarkably clever; and they have so many pretty ways.
Once Henry asked me for a knife, but I told him knives were only made for grandpapas. I think this Harry Potter has been brought up too rough, tossed up to the ceiling in a frightful way, and everything of the sort.
Yours very indifferently,
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