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|Do not listen to your friends.
Written by Emma Woodhouse
(5/12/2013 4:00 a.m.)
in consequence of the missive, How to keep out the riff-raff?, penned by Salazaar Slytherin
Dear Mr Slytherin,
Do not listen to your friends, who will mean well but are surely misguided. You claim these visitors whom you cannot reasonably admit or accept as your acquaintances are not of the right stock and birth, and you are right. Surely birth must carry the day. Those children of high birth and noble blood like Miss Harriet Smith, in spite of my friend Mr Knightley questioning the fact and in spite of Miss Smith's poverty, are far better off visiting your esteemed castle than all the respectable farmers in the world.
Take those of noble stock under your wing, no matter if they were born into orphanhood as Harriet was. Ensure that all of
Then the world shall know who is really welcome.
Miss Emma Woodhouse.
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